479
479
May 20, 2011
05/11
by
COM
tv
eye 479
favorite 0
quote 0
my name is jon stewart. got a great show. lisa p jackson head of the environmental protection agency will be joining us. secretary jackson if are you nasty. so-- no, that's-- now that we've come off the thor locovian high that was our balls out seal team 6 o in-- osama bin laden assault and evilect omee, some troubling questions linger about our relationship with the country that we were so close we couldn't tell them we were about to invade them. >> how could bin laden hideout for so long right under their noses. >> jon: duplicity-- duplicity or incompetence, which is more embarrassing that osama bin laden was hiding if plain sight in pakistan or that the americans entered without telling the pakistani government? >> jon: wow, that's a rough two options. (laughter) >> jon: pakistan what dow hate moring having a tinny penis or being too fat to see it. boom, boom. how you doing. boom. what's happening, boom, no disrespect. you know what, pakistan was in a tricky spot as well. perhaps now upon reflection, time to let bygones be
my name is jon stewart. got a great show. lisa p jackson head of the environmental protection agency will be joining us. secretary jackson if are you nasty. so-- no, that's-- now that we've come off the thor locovian high that was our balls out seal team 6 o in-- osama bin laden assault and evilect omee, some troubling questions linger about our relationship with the country that we were so close we couldn't tell them we were about to invade them. >> how could bin laden hideout for so...
569
569
tv
eye 569
favorite 0
quote 0
>> herman cain says comedian jon stewart was mocking him. >> here is an example of jon stewart's bias. >> jon stewart gets his view from the left but can't admit he's a liberal mouthpiece. >> herman cain on his feud with political sequester jon stewart. >> jon stewart breaks into his amos and andy routine to mock herman cain. >> jon stewart tries to disguise his true liberal bias. >> jon stewart says he's both liberal and he's fair. let's see how that's working out. >> jon: i guess everyone got the memo. [laughter] do you want to bring your whole network to the throwdown? you want to go channel 44 versus channel 45? obviously that's the channel configuration of time warner in the new york area, your local listings where comedy central and fox are would be more accurate. of course, hd is a completely different situation. my point is you don't think i have peeps? you don't think i roll deep? cc rolls deep, yo, yo, check this [bleeped] out. yeah, yeah, yeah. comedy central, get me krud mandoon. that's, mother... really? canceled? when was that canceled? he's our only guy with a sword, th
>> herman cain says comedian jon stewart was mocking him. >> here is an example of jon stewart's bias. >> jon stewart gets his view from the left but can't admit he's a liberal mouthpiece. >> herman cain on his feud with political sequester jon stewart. >> jon stewart breaks into his amos and andy routine to mock herman cain. >> jon stewart tries to disguise his true liberal bias. >> jon stewart says he's both liberal and he's fair. let's see how that's...
1,053
1.1K
Nov 19, 2011
11/11
by
COM
tv
eye 1,053
favorite 0
quote 0
my name is jon stewart. man, do we have a good one tonight. my guest, martin scorsese. i'm going to get right to. we begin tonight-- he'll be out here. don't worry about it. we begin tonight with the republican race for the white house and a surprising new development. >> newt gingrich is surging in the polls. >> mr. gingrich at 32%. romney 19. cain 13. >> jon: stunning. and not just because gingrich is what you would diplomatically refer to as... likeability challenged. ( laughter ) ( applause ) but because in may of this year, his campaign was declared dead. >> it keeps getting worse and worse for newt gingrich. >> it newt finishes. >> charles krauthammer, just in two words. >> he's done. >> it is now functionally over for gingrich. >> jon: can't believe it. when newt gingrich was on his death bed, the media just divorced themselves from him. who does something like that? ( laughter ) but that's the political media. they care about two things-- are you anything to win ear are you dead?" bachmann got a taste of it back in july. >> look who is surging now. >> michele ba
my name is jon stewart. man, do we have a good one tonight. my guest, martin scorsese. i'm going to get right to. we begin tonight-- he'll be out here. don't worry about it. we begin tonight with the republican race for the white house and a surprising new development. >> newt gingrich is surging in the polls. >> mr. gingrich at 32%. romney 19. cain 13. >> jon: stunning. and not just because gingrich is what you would diplomatically refer to as... likeability challenged. (...
178
178
Aug 4, 2011
08/11
by
MSNBCW
tv
eye 178
favorite 0
quote 0
jon stewart noticed austan goolsbee was a little giddy about that fact. >> your title was -- >> still is chairman of the council of economic advisers for two more days. >> look at you. can we get a shot of his face? you are giddy. >> i will admit to some small enjoyment that i'm getting out of town. once you get to washington, there's only so long you can go. there are a number of people theres who tray tables are pot in the full upright and locked position. eventually, you know, you got to get on with it. so i just feel bad the president's got to stay there. >> well, you know, you are -- i swear to god, you are as giddy as a school girl. look at you. i swear to god. i feel like you should have a baby pacifier and glow stickses. it's like you've taken ecstasy. >>> still ahead, why are you awake in awake? and mome "morning joe" just moments away. . v8 v-fusion juice gives them a full serving of vegetables plus a full serving of fruit. but it just tastes like fruit. [ male announcer ] get five dollars in money-saving coupons at v8juice.com. while i took refuge from the pollen that made
jon stewart noticed austan goolsbee was a little giddy about that fact. >> your title was -- >> still is chairman of the council of economic advisers for two more days. >> look at you. can we get a shot of his face? you are giddy. >> i will admit to some small enjoyment that i'm getting out of town. once you get to washington, there's only so long you can go. there are a number of people theres who tray tables are pot in the full upright and locked position. eventually,...
897
897
Jun 7, 2011
06/11
by
MSNBC
tv
eye 897
favorite 0
quote 1
jon stewart makes no secret of the fact that he's got a conflict of interest in this case. they were roommates. they are friends. this happens right before "the daily show" tapes. the crew had to scramble to put something together. here's jon stewart. >> the most upsetting thing of having a friend caught up in a scandal finding out, "a," he's packing jumbo heat and, "b," he's ripped. here's a picture of me from this morning. [ laughter ] i mean how -- so congressman weiner scheduled a press conference for 4:00. >> i have made terrible mistakes i hurt the people i care about most, i'm deeply sorry. >> there you have it at 4:25 eastern standard time, this story officially became sad. you know, we forget sometimes, i certainly do, that these people are human. and that's a lesson that's going to stay with me. until i turn back to the camera over there -- [ laughter ] and die little bit on the john edwards story. >> there you go, jon stewart dealing with a buddy of his in anthony weiner. stephen colbert another one of jon stewart's buddies talking about sarah palin, remember, he
jon stewart makes no secret of the fact that he's got a conflict of interest in this case. they were roommates. they are friends. this happens right before "the daily show" tapes. the crew had to scramble to put something together. here's jon stewart. >> the most upsetting thing of having a friend caught up in a scandal finding out, "a," he's packing jumbo heat and, "b," he's ripped. here's a picture of me from this morning. [ laughter ] i mean how -- so...
228
228
Oct 28, 2011
10/11
by
COM
tv
eye 228
favorite 0
quote 0
stewart captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, judge andrew napolitano will be joining us. a fine man, we're excited to have him on the program. but we begin tonight in the field of presidential politics have. you been following the gop presidential race you know that hit ens romney has been-- mittens romney has been the uncontested front-runner for everyone's second choice. (laughter) >> jon: for the republican nomination. he's the subject of tonight's installment of indecision 2012, scared mittless. (laughter) when polling began a year ago, polling began a year ago for the republican presidential race mitt romney was polling in the low -- and was in second place. and since then so much has changed. >> minnesota congresswoman michele bachmann surging ahead of the 2012 field. >> huckabee leads 19% a romney is trailing, with 18%. >> gallup has perry leading with 29%, mitt romney now second with 17%. >> then governor christie tied for first place with the former massachusetts governor mitt romney. >> in the lates
stewart captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, judge andrew napolitano will be joining us. a fine man, we're excited to have him on the program. but we begin tonight in the field of presidential politics have. you been following the gop presidential race you know that hit ens romney has been-- mittens romney has been the uncontested front-runner for everyone's second choice. (laughter) >> jon: for the...
1,237
1.2K
tv
eye 1,237
favorite 0
quote 0
my name is jon stewart. thank you very much. my name is jon stewart. we got a good one tonight. my guest tonight, larry king. he is the long time host of "larry king, live!." [pronounced like jon is begging him to stay alive] sorry, that's "larry king live." i apologize. anyway, as -- no! oh, i forgot, last night on the show, i had an accident. if you were watching last night's show, in the midst of really just a passionate, clever bit, johnny [bleeped] had a little problem with the equipment. can we take a look at that real quick? [laughter] that's not good. [laughter] here's what happened. [cheers and applause] i'll show you what happened. so here's, here's what happened. [audience reacts] there you go. i want to thank my doctor over at mt. sinai for stitching me up, and i really want to thank the kid who was obviously waiting for facial reconstruction surgery, you know to, let me jump the line because obviously i had a reservation at nobu at 8:30. so it was the perfect comedy cut. it bled enough that it really, you could see it, but that i lost my arm. [laughter] so the best
my name is jon stewart. thank you very much. my name is jon stewart. we got a good one tonight. my guest tonight, larry king. he is the long time host of "larry king, live!." [pronounced like jon is begging him to stay alive] sorry, that's "larry king live." i apologize. anyway, as -- no! oh, i forgot, last night on the show, i had an accident. if you were watching last night's show, in the midst of really just a passionate, clever bit, johnny [bleeped] had a little problem...
217
217
Nov 1, 2011
11/11
by
WBAL
tv
eye 217
favorite 0
quote 0
ladies and gentlemen, jon stewart. and jon -- >> i present to you this. >> i note you've given me a -- the new four pack of -- these are the nice bowtie cans. >> i've been here an hour. what do you want from me? i've been here an hour and the football game has been on. >> that's where numbers one and two went. >> unfortunately. >> and it's warm. i'm not saying. i'm just saying it's warm. >> wow, i can't believe you look a gift horse in the mouth like this. >> so what do you think? go ahead >> i think this is why we do test shows. i think, you know, when you get -- when this thing is ready for air, and you're ready to put this on and they put you at your real time slot, i think it's going to be bang zoom. it's going to be great. you know what i learned tonight? you and i together, the two of us, make up half of richard engel. >> really? >> that guy is like a monster. >> i saw him in the green room. >> i had's unbelievable. >> you were getting your man crush on. >> he's -- he's in syria in the back of a van. i have more
ladies and gentlemen, jon stewart. and jon -- >> i present to you this. >> i note you've given me a -- the new four pack of -- these are the nice bowtie cans. >> i've been here an hour. what do you want from me? i've been here an hour and the football game has been on. >> that's where numbers one and two went. >> unfortunately. >> and it's warm. i'm not saying. i'm just saying it's warm. >> wow, i can't believe you look a gift horse in the mouth like...
208
208
Jun 26, 2011
06/11
by
CNNW
tv
eye 208
favorite 0
quote 0
and jon stewart makes fun of cnn. and a week later when weiner says this was all true, where is jon stewart? he pulls his punch t s that ps night show. >> was that an effective response and what do you make of the point that he's overly celebrated as a media critic? >> let's start with i think jon stewart going on fox is genius for both of them because it's good tv. was his response effective, absolutely. it was right down the line quintessential jon stewart response. okay, i'm wrong, let's turn this into a sharp funny segment about why fox is so bad because it's so easy and fun to demonize fox particularly for his audience. i do think david has a point. i think stewart manages to take the most ridiculous aspect of cable news and turn it into an entertaining show. and sometimes that means he's an effect difference media critic and sometimes just an effective comedian. it's hard to separate the two sometimes. and he does get a pass. he's so better staining. entertaining. >> let's break the tie. he admits he's a comedia
and jon stewart makes fun of cnn. and a week later when weiner says this was all true, where is jon stewart? he pulls his punch t s that ps night show. >> was that an effective response and what do you make of the point that he's overly celebrated as a media critic? >> let's start with i think jon stewart going on fox is genius for both of them because it's good tv. was his response effective, absolutely. it was right down the line quintessential jon stewart response. okay, i'm...
237
237
tv
eye 237
favorite 0
quote 0
stewart. -- this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. good guest tonight. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] my guest tonight -- my guest tonight very talented actress as is, very talented marion cotillard which is french for marion cotillard. [ laughterç ] [clearing throat] [ laughter ] [cheers and applause]ç [ laughter ] we're going to have the best frat party tonight ever. [ laughter ] obviously the president delivered his much anticipated jobs plan. we'll tell you all about it on monday when you no longer give a (bleep). but, let's begin tonight with a story you cared about last night. the republican jobs plan race for the white house indecision 2012 the great white hope. the haaj to the ronald reagan presidential library. they scared off against their mortal enemy msnbc. it's not like miss neeb is is going to do anything to them. no wait, don't start the engine, no-oooo. who would do such a thing? maddow!
stewart. -- this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. good guest tonight. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] my guest tonight -- my guest tonight very talented actress as is, very talented marion cotillard which is french for marion cotillard. [ laughterç ] [clearing throat] [ laughter ] [cheers and applause]ç [ laughter ] we're...
268
268
Jun 29, 2011
06/11
by
COM
tv
eye 268
favorite 0
quote 0
captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. tonight jennifer aniston. jennifer aniston will be here. i hope i'm not too exhausted. i had a crazy weekend. yesterday like every year in the end of june last weekend i dress in glitter like a peacock. i march down fifth avenue to raise awareness of exotic birds. and i've got to tell you this year almost more than any other year it went really really well. i couldn't believe the support i was getting. people are like this is a great day. it's been too long. i was like, yeah, exotic birds. you know what i mean? and then people are like wasn't friday amazing? i was like why? what happened friday? >> it is a history-making night with a vote that just happened a short time ago. new york becomes the 7th jurisdiction in america to recognize marriage for same sex couples. >> jon: that's a major civil rights victory. ( cheers and applause ) new york, finally, new york state's gay and lesbian community are free from the burden that was having to set foot in connecticut in order to get married
captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. tonight jennifer aniston. jennifer aniston will be here. i hope i'm not too exhausted. i had a crazy weekend. yesterday like every year in the end of june last weekend i dress in glitter like a peacock. i march down fifth avenue to raise awareness of exotic birds. and i've got to tell you this year almost more than any other year it went really really well. i couldn't believe the support i...
1,114
1.1K
Oct 21, 2011
10/11
by
COM
tv
eye 1,114
favorite 0
quote 0
is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. oh, we got a one good one tonight. also richard brookhiser is going to be joining us. he has written a new biography of james madison who as you know is the name sake of the second biggest city in wisconsin. (cheers and applause) >> jon: i'm going to go right to the big news. >> moammar qaddafi is dead conditions. >> qaddafies with company tured in sirte. hes with on the hood of a car. they had to prop him up. he seemed very groggy. according to one of the rebels involved in that situation. >> he pleaded don't shoot, don't shoot, but they shot him. (laughter) >> jon: you know why they shot him after he said don't shoot, they're rebels. (laughter) >> jon: may,-- hey, man, don't tell us what to do. of course with this sort of event there's always the question of proof. >> there's a photograph that has been published from the news agency afp. i want to warn you about that, it's quite graphic. (laughter) how am i going to explain those shoes to my child
is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. oh, we got a one good one tonight. also richard brookhiser is going to be joining us. he has written a new biography of james madison who as you know is the name sake of the second biggest city in wisconsin. (cheers and applause) >> jon: i'm going to go right to the big news. >> moammar qaddafi is dead conditions. >> qaddafies with company tured in sirte. hes with on the hood of a car. they had to prop him up. he seemed very...
223
223
Jul 26, 2011
07/11
by
MSNBCW
tv
eye 223
favorite 0
quote 0
like jon stewart was saying. the president has gone way outside anyone's comfort zone with med zaide, medicare and social security and dropping revenues which is a serious mistake. be that as it may, he's the most serious person at that table, in terms of trying to avoid a default, and i still think we will avoid it. i think at the end of the day, that will -- that saner minds prevail, but every minute i get more nervous and every minute we talk about this we're not talking about jobs and the economy. the cost of this debate of legion in my view. >> jimmy williams. one person is controlling the agenda of the united states of america right now and his name is grover norquist. grover norquist was nude gingrich's butt buddy. jack abra hof's buddy. charged peoples 25ds,000 a pop to go to a bush white house signing ceremony. he is a petty crim kninal and m just about every single member of the house of republicans, on the republican side, not the tea party, and almost all republican. s signing a pledge saying they wil
like jon stewart was saying. the president has gone way outside anyone's comfort zone with med zaide, medicare and social security and dropping revenues which is a serious mistake. be that as it may, he's the most serious person at that table, in terms of trying to avoid a default, and i still think we will avoid it. i think at the end of the day, that will -- that saner minds prevail, but every minute i get more nervous and every minute we talk about this we're not talking about jobs and the...
1,363
1.4K
tv
eye 1,363
favorite 0
quote 0
my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, we got a good one for you tonight, the great bill moyers will be joining us, one of the few legends of public broadcasting not made of foam rubber. perhaps you saw me on moyers' show. last night we took a measured look. god, there's really no way to cover this weiner story. all right. fine. i guess [bleeped] was taken. anyway, the upshot is obviously very strange story. congressman possibly tweeted a picture of his john or had his twitter account hacked and a picture of his junk sent or a picture ofcline is theree1 was . oddly enough, it's also the name name of what was used to clog the gulf oil leak. also he's a very good friend of mine. i was hoping he'd have a very clear and strong explanation that hasn't necessarily happened so far. but after saying that he wasn't going to comment on the situation, he's didn't a few interviews this afternoon. obviously too late in the day for us to really sink our teeth... [laughter] i mean, there's no... it's too late in the gam
my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, we got a good one for you tonight, the great bill moyers will be joining us, one of the few legends of public broadcasting not made of foam rubber. perhaps you saw me on moyers' show. last night we took a measured look. god, there's really no way to cover this weiner story. all right. fine. i guess [bleeped] was taken. anyway, the upshot is obviously very strange story. congressman possibly tweeted a picture of his john or had his twitter account hacked...